Hitting on Easter Bunny

A 54-year-old woman was arrested after she drunkenly hit on the Easter Bunny in a children’s playground in Mansfield Ohio. Prior to being accosted, the Easter Bunny declared, “My carrots are very good and I have lots of energy.” Apparently, this was enough to get the woman’s amorous attention, causing her to clamber onto the nearby merry-go-round with the rabbit for a rather wild ride.

Describing the suspect as barely able to walk and reeking powerfully of alcohol, police took the woman in to the local watch house.

Ruffled by the encounter, the Easter Bunny gathered his carrots and checked his eggs weren’t broken, before moving on.

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