It's a Hard Life in Ireland
There’s a stiff breeze blowing over Ringaskiddy.
Thanks to a Viagra factory spewing fumes nearby, the locals are having a hard time of it. The good folk of this tiny village are tired of standing up against Pfizer and complain that even the local dogs are feeling the effects. According to one weary local, “It’s beyond ridiculous. We can’t sleep properly and we’re tired of being up all night”.