Did he say "Mondogreen"?
Maybe it’s my hearing. Or else it's my head. But I get words muddled up a lot. Especially when I hear songs.
As a teenager at church I thought the chorus for "Rejoice In The Lord Always" was, “Ring Joy-ce, Ring Joy-ce, and again I sing ring Joyce” instead of “Re-joice, Re-joice, and again I say re-joice”.
Just like the hymn “Bringing in the Sheaves”, which I thought was “Bringing in the sheets”.
Then, at Christmas I sang,
“While shepherds washed their socks by night…” instead of,
“While shepherds watched their flocks by night…”
So you can tell I have a few problems. But I was suffering from an overproduction of “mondogreens." Fortunately it's not fatal. Just got to manage it.
I once heard a little girl sing, “Dick the horse eats bowls of holly” for “Deck the halls with boughs of holly”. So it can strike any age group.
So much so, I've made a list of ones I've heard round the traps. So, if you ever anyone with a mondogreen problem, just remember: you're dealing with a sick person....
“She's got a chicken to ride” (or: “She's got a tick in her eye”)
for, “She's got a ticket to ride”
“All my luggage, I will send to you”
for “All my loving, I will send to you”
“Michelle, Ma Belle,
Sunday Monkey Play No Piano Song,
No Piano Song”
for “Michelle, ma belle,
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
Tres bien ensemble”
“The girl with colitis goes by”
for “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes”
Simon & Garfunkel
"Are you going to starve an old friend?"
for, “Are you going to Scarborough Fair?”
Bachman-Turner Overdrive’s "Takin Care Of Business"
“Baking carrot biscuits” (or “Tape it to a biscuit”)
for, “Taking care of business”
“Dirty deeds done to sheep”.
for, “Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap”.
Juice Newton’s "Angel of the Morning"
“Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby”
for, “Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby”
“Reverend in blue jeans”
for, “Forever in blue jeans”
“You hardly talk to me anymore, when I Kung Fu the door at the end of the day”
for, “You hardly talk to me anymore, when I come through the door at the end of the day”
"Sweet dreams are made of cheese"
for, “Sweet dreams are made of this”
“Donuts make my brown eyes blue”
for, “Don't it make my brown eyes blue”
“The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind”
for, “The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind”
“When the rainbows clean, you'll know”
for, “When the rain washes you clean you'll know”
“Stuffing my face with his fingers”
for, “Strumming my fate with his fingers”
“You made the rice, I made the gravy”
for, “You may be right, I may be crazy”
“Hit me with your pet shark”
for “Hit me with your best shot”
“I'll never leave your pizza burning”
for, “I'll never be your beast of burden.”