Kind & Funny Wedding Wishes 2

Kind & Funny Wedding Wishes 2

Kind and funny wedding wishes are a perennial.  Whether you're making a speech or not, I reckon you always need a couple up your sleeve for that special day.

So, on behalf of the gorgeous bride and the handsome groom, here are a few extra kind and funny wedding wishes that you can put to use....  

Never argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.”
  1. A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.” Evan Esar
  2. In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which still continues.”  Helen Rowland
  3. As you tie the knot together, remember this curious fact: there are only two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.” Anon
  4. “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much happy fraternizing with the enemy.” Anon
  5. A late congratulatory message from the local cricket club wishing our couple every happiness. They also say, “Although [the groom] was a good cricketer, he could only manage a few positions well. Still, we hope [the bride] has more luck with him on home turf.”
  6. "So now, let us charge our glasses, as I propose a toast to the bride. She needs no eulogy. At least, not yet…" Anon
  7. “Never argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.” Anon
  8. “Here's some advice for the newly wed. It isn't the stork that brings the babe but the little larks in bed.” Anon
  9. To the groom: at times, you may want to have some words with your wife. But if you do, expect she will have some paragraphs with you.
  10. “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.”  Socrates
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